Category Archives: Lifestyle

Just Hitched Roundup: Tight and firm

Conversation starters What to say when asked how you like your man: "Tight and firm... Sexy cyan done." Mrs Juliet Holness on her husband, the Prime Minister. If pressed on the kind of performance which really impresses you, you may want to add: "Him nuh(nuffi) sleepy sleepy none a tall, straight work.” She didn’t call...
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A curious encounter with JPS and a 10-year challenge

On Saturday I attended a funeral. Garfield drove me to the funeral and picked me up about two and a half hours later when the service was done. It was a good funeral; if funerals can be described as good. Although, I avoided eye contact when the priest joked about those who only attended church...
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Happy New Year!

True story: if this had happened a few years ago, maybe even a year ago, I would not have gone to Frenchmen. I HAVE GROWN (Bounty Killa's voice). Those who know me, know that the only sure parties I attend are Frenchmen parties, the largest of which is the annual New Year’s Day party. Last...
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